Rowboat Girly Man Hoodie
Rowboat Girlyman Hoodie – For When the Emperor’s Light is Kawaii AF
Sometimes the 41st millennium gets a little too grim and dark. That’s why we took everyone’s favorite Primarch and turned him into the bubbly anime mascot he never asked to be. Say hello to Rowboat Girlyman—throwing peace signs, flashing that power-armored thigh, and striking a pose that could shatter Chaos morale through sheer secondhand embarrassment.
He’s standing proudly in a rowboat (because of course he is), accompanied by a cherubic skull-faced floaty boy who’s just vibing in an innertube like it's a beach episode. Big Blue Bossman may have been forged for war, but this version was clearly forged for likes and retweets.
Printed on soft, durable fabric that’s machine-washable in both real life and the Warp (probably), this Hoodie is perfect for painting miniatures, launching crusades, or committing memetic heresy at your local game store.
Warning: Wearing this Hoodie may result in increased anime side-eyes, unsolicited declarations of “FOR THE EMPRAH,” and at least one Black Templar going on a rant. Proceed accordingly.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: WarpHammer Math
- Email: blakechobanian-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Rowboat Girly Man Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|